cophineismymorphine:

chocolaty:

slygirl1:

chocolaty:

cashtonsbiceps:

chocolaty:

*starts homework at 11pm on sunday*

Fuck I have homework

you see what i mean

Fuck I cant remember if I had homework or not

this post comes back every sunday and it’s relevant every time

goddammit

(Reblogged from that-one-chic-from-over-there)

chanel-smokes:

liddohsav:

Twitter never fails me

im screaming

(Reblogged from that-one-chic-from-over-there)

woahgnarlyduuuude:

i’m procrastinating because i’m stressed and i’m stressed because i’m procrastinating

image

(Reblogged from that-one-chic-from-over-there)

intensional:

when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it

(Reblogged from that-one-chic-from-over-there)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr

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aliveontuesday:

the-chubby-nerd:

Story time:

While taking put the trash at work, I kicked this little bag of pennies. Obviously, since I’m poor, a grabbed them and threw them in my pocket before going on with the rest of my shift.

Close to the end of my shift, I remembered this bag of pennies, so I took it out and counted it out. 7 cents.

My coworker came up and started talking to me while I was doing this, so we chatted, the entire time, this tiny bag of pennies in my hand.

Meanwhile, one of my managers sees me and my coworker talking over this bag, immediately thinks that it’s drugs, yells, and grabs both of us and drags us to the back room.

So, we’re sitting there, me clutching this bag of pennies in my fist, while my manager gets my GM on the phone, yelling about how we were “trading drugs during our shift” and “endangering ourselves and other in the workplace.”

Within 10 minutes, my GM was there, papers in hand to terminate our employment, talking about how they should call the cops. I started crying, cause they wouldn’t let me get a word in edge-wise, my coworker was actually texting his dad the entire time, trying to get them to come fight for him.

It wasn’t until the GM asked what drug they were that they finally let me talk.

So, while I was sobbing, I opened my hand and dropped the bag in my manager’s hand.

And he bursts out laughing.

Within seconds I had explained everything, the pennies, the situation, everything.

I almost got fired and arrested over 7 pennies.

Your manager is a piece of shit.

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familyfriendlyporno:

i love them omg

(Reblogged from beyoncevevo)

heismyoneand-only:

mainsstream-teenss:

The best ever episode of catfish

Hahaha omg

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countrylove87:

fyeahmainer:

motivationintohabit:

I’ve never hit the reblog button so fast in my life.

This dog is 500% done

my favourite part is the second dog that attempts it

countrylove87:

fyeahmainer:

motivationintohabit:

I’ve never hit the reblog button so fast in my life.

This dog is 500% done

my favourite part is the second dog that attempts it

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Butterfly Tumblr Themes

cophineismymorphine:

chocolaty:

slygirl1:

chocolaty:

cashtonsbiceps:

chocolaty:

*starts homework at 11pm on sunday*

Fuck I have homework

you see what i mean

Fuck I cant remember if I had homework or not

this post comes back every sunday and it’s relevant every time

goddammit



woahgnarlyduuuude:

i’m procrastinating because i’m stressed and i’m stressed because i’m procrastinating

image


intensional:

when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it